Location 3 - chattering people, kids talking (loudly), clanging of silverware on the table, dishes being stacked, ice being poured with liquid in a glass, a crying baby.  

You have traveled back in time.  How you got a Delorien I am not quite sure.  A long table with wine and cooked fish and some moldy bread.  The smell of body oder is overwhelming, Jesus is sitting at the table and his Apostles are there.  Wait a minute is that? Yes it is Brittany Spears with one of her inbred children.  The baby begins to cry, subconsciously it knows her mom is a...  Jesus takes his knife and taps it on his half full wine glass; at least thats the way I see it.  He wants to make a toast to what appears to be the Virtuous man and Our lady of guadalupe.  Wait wrong again things are clearer its Angalena Jolie and Brad Pitt.  Jesus directs his attention towards the music they are announced by The President of the United States, Self-elected Chelsy Clinton, She claims she and Jesus had an affair, we all know thats not true.  She introduces the Oscar winning band, Three six mafia.  At this point, Jesus is now feeling the repercussions of the wine he has been drinking with each gulp larger and larger.  Trying to wash down the large pill of pride.  He decides its time for his ninjas to come and clean things up.  They bust through the ceiling and chop everyones head off. Except for Angalina she's just too hot.